For me, the beginning of spring is when I start to binge-sneeze and my eyes turn into the Niagara Falls. I’ve been fortunate that my allergies haven’t been bad these last few years, but they came back with a vengeance this afternoon. My body aches from the torrent of a-choos I unleashed today.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, so it’s time for another visit to Dr. Claritin.